Translations for Women

These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say:

IT'S A GUY THING.
Translated: There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.

CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?
Translated: Why isn't it already on the table?

UH HUH, SURE, HONEY, or YES, DEAR...
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN.
Translated: I have no idea how it works.

TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD.
Translated: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.

YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.
Translated: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.

OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
Translated: I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt.

CAN'T FIND IT.
Translated: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless.

WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?
Translated: What did you catch me at?

I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.
Translated: No one will ever see us alive again.

WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.
Translated: I make the mess; she cleans up.

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