As We Enter Yet Another Year

1975: Long hair 
2005: Longing for hair 

1975: KEG 
2005: EKG 

1975: Acid rock 
2005: Acid reflux 

1975: Moving to California because it's cool 
2005: Moving to California because it's warm 

1975: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 
2005: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 

1975: Seeds and stems 
2005: Roughage 

1975: Hoping for a BMW 
2005: Hoping for a BM 

1975: The Grateful Dead 
2005: Dr. Kevorkian 

1975: Going to a new, hip joint 
2005: Receiving a new hip joint 

1974: Rolling Stones 
2005: Kidney Stones 

1975: Being called into the principal's office 
2005: Calling the principal's office 

1975: Screw the system 
2005: Upgrade the system 

1975: Disco 
2005: Costco 

credit: Jeevan (Veda)