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Men Are Like...

...mascara - they usually run at the first sign of emotion. 

...bike helmets - they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly. 

...government bonds - they take so long to mature. 

...copiers - you need them in reproduction but that's about it. 

...lava lamps - fun to look at it but not all that bright. 

...bank accounts - without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. 

...high heels - they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. 

...curling irons - they're always hot and always in your hair. 

...mini skirts - if you'r not careful they'll creep up your legs. 

...handguns - keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.