So, this bird walks into a store...
A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.
The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn’t looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.
Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.
The seagull’s shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of
chips. Since then, he’s become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips.
Customers have begun paying for the seagull’s stolen bags of chips because they think it’s so funny.
Credit: Jeevan – see video on left
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name of: MOUNT & DO.
Kids and God 1
While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt.
Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates, had found a dead robin. Feeling that a proper burial should be performed, they had
secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister’s son was
chosen to say the appropriate prayers, and with sonorous dignity, he intoned his version of what he thought his father always said:
"Glory be unto the Faaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he go-o-o-es."
Kids and God 2
A little boy opened the big family Bible, and was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly,
something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that
had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found," the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?"
With astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered, "I think it’s Adam’s underwear!"
Freda and Mona, two elderly ladies, were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Edgware. They had been meeting in that park every sunny day for
over 12 years... chatting and enjoying each other’s friendship.
One day, Freda turns to Mona and says, "Please don’t be angry with me dear, but I am embarrassed, after all these years... What is your name?
I am trying to remember, but I just can’t."
Mona stares at Freda, looking very distressed, and says nothing for two full minutes. Finally with tearful eyes, says, "How soon do you have to know?"