Friday Jokes

this issue is dedicated to my little sister Lucia
6 - 9th February 2007

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In those whom I like, I can find no common denominator; in those whom I love I can: they all make me laugh. W.H. Auden

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Day at the Beach

A woman was at the beach with her children when her four-year-old son ran up, grabbed her hand and led her to the shore where a sea gull lay dead in the sand. "Mommy, what happened to him?" the boy asked.

"He died and went to heaven," she replied.

The boy thought for a moment and then said, "And God threw him back down?"

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The Mommy Test

I was out walking with my 4 year old son. He picked up something off the ground and started to put it in his mouth. I asked him not to do that.

"Why?" he asked.

"Because it's been laying outside and it's dirty and probably has germs."

At this point, he looked at me with total admiration and asked, "WOW! How do you know all this stuff?"

"Uh,..." I was thinking quickly, "...all moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently pondering this new information.

"Oh...I get it!" he beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the Daddy."

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Fairy Tale

This is the fairy tale that you should have been reading as little girls!

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: "I don't freakin' think so."

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What's in a name?

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?"

One child answered, "Mary."

The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?"

A little kid said, "Verge."

Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?"

The kid said, "Well, you know they are always talking about Verge n' Mary."

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